Fighting Space Pirates one boner at a time

I was constantly fiddling around with the font and colors to see how unbelieably obnoxious I could make this. Turns out it wasn't very hard. So your welcome for not choosing a font like 'Goudy Stout.' In exchange for not using that font, I reserve the right to not take the effort to photoshop Éclair into a less-nonexistant backround. The infinite white-space of the multiverse will serve her quite well.

But not on Tuesdays. Tuesdays are poker night for master. Oh, and sometimes on weekends he had to go back and check on his Ex-wife, damn broad and her kids he didn't want to help pay for just for being one-half the genetic-contributor.

Mistress's Repose

Shortly after, Slave 22# discovering the latex gloves are-not-food for the 3rd time didn't help her relax one bit.

Supa Stars

She had a good show. Until the reds cometh down in, dem' reds >:C.

 

StrawBerry Delight

With extra lemon cream!

Slave Name

Could have been worse. She could have been renamed Toby.

She tried,

The lesson learned here: Never try.